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    Rundgren Todd Lord Chancellor’s Nightmare Song текст песни

    Lord Chancellor’s Nightmare Song

    Love unrequited, robs me of me rest,
    Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers,
    Love, nightmare like, lies heavy of me chest,
    And weaves itself into my midnight slumbers.

    When you’re lying awake with a dismal headache and
    repose is taboo’d by anxiety,
    I conceive you may use any language you choose to
    indulge in, without impropriety;
    For your brain is on fire, the bed-clothes conspire of
    usual slumber to plunder you:
    First your counter-pane goes, and uncovers your toes,
    and your sheet slips demurely from under you;
    Then the blanketing tickles, you feel like mixed
    pickles, so terribly sharp is the pricking,
    And you’re hot and you’re cross, and you tumble and
    toss ’til there’s nothing ‘twixt you and the
    Then the bed-clothes all creep to the ground in a heap
    and you pick ‘em all up in a tangle;
    Next your pillow resigns and politely declines to
    remain at it’s usual angle!
    Well, you get some repose in the form of a dose, with
    hot eye-balls and head ever aching,
    But your slumbering teems with such horrible dreams
    that you’d very much better be waking;
    For you dream you are crossing the Channel, and
    tossing about in a steamer from Harwich,
    Which is something between a large bathing machine and
    a very small second class carriage,
    And you’re giving a treat (penny ice and cold meat) to
    a party of friends and relations,
    They’re a ravenous horde, and they all come on board
    at Sloane Square and South Kensington Stations.
    And bound on that journey you find your attorney
    (who started this morning from Devon);
    He’s a bit undersiz’d and you don’t feel surpris’d
    when he tells you he’s only eleven.
    Well you’re driving like mad with this singular lad
    (by the bye the ship’s now a four wheeler),
    And you’re playing round games, and he calls you bad
    names when you tell him that ties pay the dealer;
    But this you can’t stand so you throw up your hand,
    and you find you’re as cold as an icicle;
    In your shirt and your socks (the black silk with gold
    clocks) crossing Sal’sbury Plain on a bicycle:
    And he and the crew are on bicycles too, which they’ve
    somehow or other invested in,
    And he’s telling the tars all the particulars of a
    company he’s interested in;
    It’s a scheme of devices, to get at low prices, all
    good from cough mixtures to cables
    (Which tickled the sailors), by treating retailers as
    though they were all vegetables;
    You get a good spadesman to plant a small tradesman
    (first take off his boots with a boot tree),
    And his legs will take root, and his fingers will
    shoot, and they’ll blossom and bud like a fruit
    From the green grocer tree you get grapes and green
    pea, cauliflower, pine apple and cranberries,
    While the pastry cook plant cherry brandy will grant,
    apple puffs, and three corners, and banburys;
    The shares are a penny and ever so many are taken by
    Rothschild and Baring,
    And just as a few are allotted to you, you awake
    And with a shudder despairing
    You’re a regular wreck, with a crick in your neck, and
    no wonder you snore, for your head’s on the floor
    And you’ve needles and pins from your soles to your
    shins, and your flesh is acreep, for your left leg’s
    And you’ve cramp in your toes, and a fly on your nose,
    and some fluff in your lung, and a feverish tongue,
    and a thirst that’s intense,
    And a general sense that you haven’t been sleeping in
    But the darkness has pass’d, and it’s daylight at
    last, and the night has been long, ditto, ditto my
    And thank goodness they’re both of them over!

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