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  • Morcheeba »

    Morcheeba Woman Lose Weight текст песни

    Woman Lose Weight

    What a surpriser
    Open your eyes, A
    Woman advisor

    The name of this entertainment is women lose weight
    Our first years of marriage everything was just great
    But after two kids and the weight gain factor
    The fact is now she’s completely unattractive
    Look, fat chicks, I don’t mean to sound rude
    I tell her nice hit the gym and don’t eat so much food
    But no, ‘You’re shallow, you need to run the course of unconditional love and
    so forth’
    But how, If desire’s not there that’s just delayment
    Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
    My happiness I doubt discouraged
    So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage

    Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed
    ‘When you gonna leave your wife?’
    I tell her soon monny soon I assume
    Or my destiny is blue
    Interestingly the only thing left for me to do
    Is to kill her

    What a surpriser
    Open your eyes, A
    Woman advisor

    I’m going to have to kill her
    Of course there’s laws which enforces divorces
    I’m send that ass right
    To the morgue miss
    My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran thin
    Knowing nothing about poisoning and I can’t swim
    Bad intentions pumping, might as wall become numb
    Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
    But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this
    Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick?
    I guess I’ll have to play a dude robbing
    On Wednesday the day she usually goes food shopping
    Anyway, long story shor; hit the side of her Chrysler
    And sent it clean over the divider
    You bastard she said as the wreck went tumbling down the hill
    I thought she has to be dead
    Later on, ger a call from a Lieutenant O’Rourke
    Had me leaping like a frog
    "We need you at the morgue’
    So I selfishly pursue
    Boo Hoo there was nothing else left for me to do
    I have to kill her

    What a surpriser

    Screaming who done took my heart
    Acting shaken up a lot

    At the funeral, though everyone was looking at me odd
    Like I did it
    Like I was the reason my mates slain
    Murmuring, I heard he was displeased with her weight gain
    While my secretary, sort of a sexy blonde, can’t look
    All she doea is order from restaurants
    All of the sex you want
    I doubt could address
    Clothes not washed proper and house look a mess
    And talking to detectives that was waiting outside
    How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
    I darn near turned pale
    And because of betrayal
    They indicted me and gave me an impossible bail

    Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
    Moral of the story is desire is important
    So watch your weight it will keep your mate smitten
    It’s a given
    Though looking back I realise I didn’t have to kill her

    What a surpriser

    Well there you have it
    Keep trim keep your marriages healthy
    You know what I mean
    A small message from Morcheeba adn Slick Rick ruler


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